When my new neighbors installed a camera aimed directly at my backyard, I knew I had to take action. At first, I tried to ignore it, but the thought of being watched in my own space gnawed at me. Instead of confronting them directly, I decided to teach them a lesson — a harmless prank to make them think twice about their invasive surveillance.
My plan started simple: a few bizarre costumes, exaggerated movements, and ridiculous dance routines whenever I was in view of the camera. I wanted to make them uncomfortable, maybe even embarrassed enough to turn the lens away. But as days passed, I got more creative. I staged eerie scenes — a fake alien encounter, a medieval duel with my garden rake, and even a dramatic “buried treasure” moment, complete with a map and shovel.
Then, things escalated. One night, I decided to go all out, dressing as a cloaked figure and performing a ritualistic dance under the moonlight. Candles flickered, and I chanted nonsense phrases, just for effect. Apparently, I overdid it.
A few minutes into my performance, flashing red and blue lights lit up my yard. My neighbors, clearly unnerved by my antics, had called the police. I found myself awkwardly explaining to an officer that I wasn’t summoning spirits or planning anything nefarious — just making a point about privacy.
The good news? The camera disappeared the next day. The bad news? My neighbors now think I’m absolutely insane. Maybe that’s a win?
